Germans asked NOT to wash their entire bodies in order to “annoy Putin”

Germany's economic war against Russia geht nicht gut.

The German government is asking citizens not to wash their entire bodies. Instead they should “annoy Putin” by only washing their armpits, groins, butt cracks, and feet. That way they will “save water for freedom.”

The government of Germany is also preparing “public warming centers” for next winter. This is being done in preparation for the people who will not be able to afford heat at all.

After phasing out almost all nuclear power, Germany is now reverting back to dirty coal. Fifteen Germany coal burning power plants were scheduled to be shut down in 2022 and 2023. These closures have all been cancelled. Germany has also increased its consumption of coal, importing large amounts from South Africa.

On June 29th, the Euro hits it’s lowest value compared to the Ruble since May 31st, 2015.

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